I am Mugatu. I am Mugatu.

Friday, October 13, 2006

London Bridge

Check out Fergies "London Bridge" Music video Here


Oh shit (oh shit)
Oh shit (oh shit)
Oh shit (oh shit)

Are you ready for this?
Oh shit (oh shit)
Ohhhhh
It’s me, Fergie
The Pimp!
Paulo!
Fergie Ferg, what's up, baby?

[Verse 1]
When I come to the club, step aside.
Part the seas, don’t be havin' me in the line.
V.I.P., ‘cause you know I gotta shine.
I’m Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor,
Back to back, drop it down real low.
I’m such a lady, but I’m dancing like a ho,
‘Cause you know
I don’t give a fuck, so here we go!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

[Bridge]Now As The drinks start pouring,
And my speech start slurring,
Everybody start looking real good.

[Verse 2] Grey goose got your girl feeling loose.
Now I’m wishin’ that I didn’t wear these shoes. (I hate heels)
It’s like everytime I get up on the dew,
Paparazzi put my business in the news.

And I’m like get up out my face, (oh shit)
'fore I turn around and spray your ass with mace. (oh shit)
My lips make you wanna have a taste. (oh shit)
You got that?
I got the bass.

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

[Bridge 2}
Aah, da, da, da, da, do, do, do, do
Me like a bullet type, you know they comin' right
Fergie love em' long time
My girls support right?
Aah, da, da, da, da, do, do, do, do
Me like a bullet type you know they comin' right
Fergie lve em' long time
My girls support right?

[Verse 1]
When I come to the club, step aside.
Pop the seats, don’t be hatin' me in the line.
V.I.P., ‘cause you know I gotta shine.
I’m Fergie Ferg,give me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor,
Back to back, drop it down real low.
I’m such a lady, but I’m dancing like a ho,
‘Cause you know
I don’t give a fuck, so here we go!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

Fuck you, bitches.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

What Mugatu Likes


Snakes on a Plane is What Mugatu likes, because it is based on a true story about myself. S on a P was completely and entirely about an experience I had, but my tagline was delivered much less effectively then Samuel L Jackson.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

What Mugatu is Confused about: Colin Farrell, Miami Vice, and Stealing

Mugatu is mad, but honored, that Colin Farrell stole his Billabong Glitch Button Down for his upcoming movie Miami Vice.



















In Miami Vice, Colin Farrell is an undercover cop, or an undercover criminal, I am not really sure which one. I just want Colin Farrell to know I would have given the Billabong Glitch to him if he had asked. I can’t stay mad at you, but I can’t forgive you Colin. When are you going to call me back? Colin? Colin? I love you?

Friday, July 07, 2006

What Mugatu Likes

David Hasselhoff, I welcome you to What Mugatu Likes

Check out Mugatu's favorite music video

Friday, June 30, 2006

What Mugatu Likes


Jonny Mosely you may have been given your gold medal, but you have stolen our hearts.




Jonny has recently starred on the best show in human history Master of Champions

Jonny was spotted wearing the Billabong Warriors T-Shirt

Thursday, June 22, 2006

What Mugatu Likes




The year was 1994 and the stage was set for the greatest music revolution ever. The Spice Girls. No one knows how The Spice Girls fell from their podium of perfection, but Mugatu would like to honor these brave women by pairing them with amazing clothing. WESC or We Are the Superlative Conspiracy is one of the hottest brands out there, and it’s available now. WESC makes The Spice Girls look ugly, and this is hard considering that they are the most beautiful sight on earth.

We clothing + Spice Girls = Imploding Universe


WE Megan Jersey Dress

Ginger Spice, you left the band to have a kid. You do not deserve the WESC Megan Jersey Dress, but it would look so good on you that I have to forgive you. Just take it and go.









WE Icon Zip Hoodie

Baby Spice, you always held the group together so I want to give you this WESC Icon Hooded Zip Sweatshirt. WESC is the best, and so are you.








WE Frances Knitted Singlet

Sporty Spice, you get the WESC Frances Knitted Singlet. It’s Sporty, enough said.









WE Icon Pull Jersey

Scary Spice, you were the most misunderstood of the spices. WE Clothing seems to have made the Icon Pull Hoody just for you. No more tears.










WE Blanche Knitted Singlet

Posh Spice, you were much more attractive then everyone else, that’s probably why you’re married to David Beckham. I loved David and you stole him from me, he should be mine. I don’t want to seem bitter so I will give you the WESC Blanche Knitted Singlet.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

What Mugatu Likes

EDOC Laundry This clothing is hotter than The New Kids on the Block in '91. Mugatu has picked out 5 Edoc shirts for 5 New kids on the Block members; sometimes the world just works out perfect.


Edoc Bleeding Heart T-Shirt

This one is for Jordan Knight. You were a dreamboat before, and in this Edoc shirt you will be again.







Edoc Crown T-Shirt

This Edoc Crown T is for Jonathan Knight, you are a crazy M'fer Jonathan, maybe you can achieve the stardom you never found with the New Kids while wearing this shirt.EB-5993-1005






Edoc Framed T-Shirt

Joey McIntyre you get the Edoc Framed T because I still have a picture of you framed in my heart...







Edoc Player Shirt
Donnie Wahlberg, you didn't follow your fellow band members into debt, embarrassment, and ugliness. For your ability to overcome incredible odds I give you the Edoc Player. Although I would not consider you a “player” you are certainly the only member of the band that isn’t a “joke”.





Edoc Song Bird T-Shirt
Danny Wood I feel bad for you, and so does everyone else; you were that mysterious member of the band that spent a lot of time on the bus alone, crying. I feel so bad for you that I have decided to give you the coolest Edoc shirt, the Song Bird T. Enjoy the only privilege you have ever earned by being pathetic.


Why is Edoc being called the progression of clothing? It's a secret, literally.
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