Mugatu's World: June 2006

What Mugatu Likes

Jonny Mosely you may have been given your gold medal, but you have stolen our hearts.

Jonny has recently starred on the best show in human history Master of Champions

Jonny was spotted wearing the Billabong Warriors T-Shirt

What Mugatu Likes

The year was 1994 and the stage was set for the greatest music revolution ever. The Spice Girls. No one knows how The Spice Girls fell from their podium of perfection, but Mugatu would like to honor these brave women by pairing them with amazing clothing. WESC or We Are the Superlative Conspiracy is one of the hottest brands out there, and it’s available now. WESC makes The Spice Girls look ugly, and this is hard considering that they are the most beautiful sight on earth.

We clothing + Spice Girls = Imploding Universe

WE Megan Jersey Dress

Ginger Spice, you left the band to have a kid. You do not deserve the WESC Megan Jersey Dress, but it would look so good on you that I have to forgive you. Just take it and go.

WE Icon Zip Hoodie

Baby Spice, you always held the group together so I want to give you this WESC Icon Hooded Zip Sweatshirt. WESC is the best, and so are you.

WE Frances Knitted Singlet

Sporty Spice, you get the WESC Frances Knitted Singlet. It’s Sporty, enough said.

WE Icon Pull Jersey

Scary Spice, you were the most misunderstood of the spices. WE Clothing seems to have made the Icon Pull Hoody just for you. No more tears.

WE Blanche Knitted Singlet

Posh Spice, you were much more attractive then everyone else, that’s probably why you’re married to David Beckham. I loved David and you stole him from me, he should be mine. I don’t want to seem bitter so I will give you the WESC Blanche Knitted Singlet.

What Mugatu Likes

EDOC Laundry This clothing is hotter than The New Kids on the Block in '91. Mugatu has picked out 5 Edoc shirts for 5 New kids on the Block members; sometimes the world just works out perfect.

Edoc Bleeding Heart T-Shirt

This one is for Jordan Knight. You were a dreamboat before, and in this Edoc shirt you will be again.

Edoc Crown T-Shirt

This Edoc Crown T is for Jonathan Knight, you are a crazy M'fer Jonathan, maybe you can achieve the stardom you never found with the New Kids while wearing this shirt.EB-5993-1005

Edoc Framed T-Shirt

Joey McIntyre you get the Edoc Framed T because I still have a picture of you framed in my heart...

Edoc Player Shirt

Donnie Wahlberg, you didn't follow your fellow band members into debt, embarrassment, and ugliness. For your ability to overcome incredible odds I give you the Edoc Player. Although I would not consider you a “player” you are certainly the only member of the band that isn’t a “joke”.

Edoc Song Bird T-Shirt

Danny Wood I feel bad for you, and so does everyone else; you were that mysterious member of the band that spent a lot of time on the bus alone, crying. I feel so bad for you that I have decided to give you the coolest Edoc shirt, the Song Bird T. Enjoy the only privilege you have ever earned by being pathetic.

Why is Edoc being called the progression of clothing? It's a secret, literally.